This is probably a bad time of year for your boat to sink, forcing you into an unscheduled swim in the Ohio
River, as a couple of guys near Pittsburgh know.
Also from the Pittsburgh area, some fish from the Ohio River are now safe to eat, if only once a month. Sorry, but it will be a long time before I knowingly eat something from the river. Too many decades of industrial pollution scare me away. There's too much nasty stuff on the bottom of the river for my taste.