I was going to post something that I've been working on, but it's tied in with something that was supposed to be in this week's paper. Because of events, we couldn't put my story on Page One, so we're holding it a week. So my grand prose that will have all of you talking and gasping in admiration will have to wait until next week. Sorry.
Meanwhile, if I understood one of my coworkers correctly, he will spend today riding a sternwheeler down the Kanawha River from Charleston to Point Pleasant, where it will be in the Tribute to the River festival. I'm not going to say his name, but I can say that for 12 hours, I will despise him.